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17.8.15

Thirty Things Girls Think


1. I feel so hormonal, I'm going to have my period. Oh wait, I had it last week I'm just a moody bitch.
2. I'm so fat everyone can see it.
3. I have no clothes to wear, let me just rip the price tag off ugh. 
4. I have had such a good day eating! I only had a slice of cake and a pack of biscuits.
5. If Bae leaves me I will get so fit and sexy he will beg me to take him back.
6. Who am I kidding, I will be more fat with a fat cat.
7. Am I the only person who talks to myself? I'm doing it again! Stop! I'm insane, oh no!
8. Did I really just like the person who I was stalkings photo? Shit! Account to private!
9. Is she looking at me? What is her problem! Screw you. Do I have something on my face??
10. Why has he not text me back? He is cheating I know it!
11. Stop being paranoid he is fine!
12. Oh my god! What if he was in a crash?
13. Aw he text, he loves me!
14. Why is she so perfect? Everything is so perfect! Bitch.
15. I have got to sort my life out, I need a new notebook!
16. My eyebrows are sisters, not twins. Fuck that they are adopted!
17. Her eyebrows are so nice, bet they are fake. 
18. I can't fit in size 10! My life is over. I'm going on a diet.
19. Curry night me thinks.
20. I'm not a normal girl.
21. I can't wait to get home and stalk.
22. Am I the only one who is this sticky after moisturizing? 
23. Haa old friends are having babies! They will have no life!
24. Oh wait, I have no life.
25. If I play COD will he like me more?
26. To eatcake or not to eat cake. That is the question.
27. I really want short hair, but I know I will look like a man.
28. If I just lose a few pounds I will be so much happier. 
29. I'm still fat, fuck you muffin top.
30. Mmmm Muffin.

Do you think any of these things? 
Let me know!!


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  1. Haha these are so funny! I think almost every girl thinks all of these sometimes. Great post as always. x x

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  2. Nice post

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  3. hahaha great post! i can relate to almost everything!:D :))

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  4. Haha love it. This is almost everything that I think :) x

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    1. Haha! We are all the same!
      Thanks for the comment!
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  5. Nice post, this is so true ! ;)
    Nina
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  6. Unfortunately, I have definitely thought many of the things on this list. Well we're only human, right? :)

    xx Yasmin
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  7. It's like you crawled into my brain and pulled out my thoughts! x http://www.coffeeatmidnight13.blogspot.co.uk/

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  8. Loved going through this post, so entertaining! I found myself nodding at every point like "yep, that's me, that's me again, and again". The eyebrows ones had me cracking up x

    Cristina, xo // My Cup of Tea

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    1. I'm glad you liked it! I had to much fun putting this together! We are all the same haha!
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  9. So very true!
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  10. LOL! this is me! I'm usually in a bitchy mood at work, so people must think I'm forever on my period!

    And yes her eyebrows must be fake! :p

    Pam xo/ Pam Scalfi♥

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    1. Haha! I know people think that about me! So funny!
      xx

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    2. Haha! I know people think that about me! So funny!
      xx

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  11. HAHA yeah sounds about right. I'm the last one all over. Mmmm food.

    Jenn | Jennifer Jayne

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  12. Haha, yep sounds like me most days!

    Lucy x- Yellowicing

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  13. Hahaha, this is such a funny post! Yet, most of it is soooo true. Thank you for making me smile :)

    x
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    1. No problem, I'm glad you liked it!
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  14. Hahah I loved reading this! Number 14 and 21 are so true, that's basically my whole life haha :) Awesome post!
    xo Kiki
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  15. Oh god, 15 is literally my life!!! D:

    Sian - www.thetattooedprincess.com ♥

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  16. Hahaha I love this post!
    9 -13 is me like everyday and 22 is the bane of my life!

    Thank god I know someone who thinks the same things :P

    Tania | teabee94.blogspot.co.uk
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    1. Haha! I'm glad you think the same as me!
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  17. Pretty much my life haha so true xx

    Sophie Elizabeth
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  18. this blogpost basically describes my daily thoughts haha! it is so accurate!

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  19. Hahahah number 1 is so true. Very entertaining post,

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  20. Hahaha, so many recognizable things. So glad all of us girls are actually the same!

    x- Naomi in Wonderland

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    1. We really are! Thanks for commenting!
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  21. I feel that I may have thought all of these at one point! Love it!

    Aimee x
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  22. Omg so many relatable thoughts! I really do think of some weird stuff.. i don't even know where it all comes from!
    Aleeha xXx
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    1. We all do! I couldn't believe what I thought when I did this post haha!
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  23. What a nice and interesting blog!! Great posts!
    Wanna follow each other on gfc? Let me know!

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  24. Hahahahhaaaa.....bang on!! I'm guilty to most of these, but 1 & 2 is so me. Lol!!
    Great fun post! :)

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  25. These are hilarious! If only we had an 'off' button! ;)

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  26. perf list <3

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    Jess | wildvagabondss.blogspot.com

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  27. Nice list, love it :) Kiss kiss from France, *-* Sand. *-*

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  28. So many perfect and right on point facts :) 30 just doesn't cover them all ;D xx Maja
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  29. I've loved reading this post, it literally describes my life! xx

    Sara Wallflower

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  30. OMG, no. 1 had me really laughing out loud, that is sooooo true! LMAO! And yes to no. 2 too, I feel like that on most days. Ugh!

    Shireen | Reflection of Sanity

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  31. this is so funny, love the first one!!

    danielle | avec danielle

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  32. HaHaHa I can definitely relate to these!
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  33. Hahahah love this post! <3

    So true!

    & following you now! :)

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  34. This is so funny-- gives me nuts.
    Girls tend to overthink :)
    Lovin' this

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  35. So true! I think about a lot of this stuff
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    1. Hahaha! I'm so glad I'm not alone!
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  36. Hahaha so true! Nice post dear! Thanks for sharing, made my day! Happy Friday!
    xx
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  37. Love this post Stacey! It's all so true...!

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  38. hahahaha so true! I really enjoyed reading this post! xx

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  39. Hahahaha! This post's so funny :D

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